{"id":64,"date":"2007-03-17T13:59:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T18:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/?p=64"},"modified":"2007-03-17T13:59:28","modified_gmt":"2007-03-17T18:59:28","slug":"no-ifs-ands-or-buts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"No Ifs, Ands, or Buts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Long time no see. I have posted my latest OOPSLA <a href=\"http:\/\/subtextual.org\/OOPSLA07.pdf\">submission<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>\nAt long last I feel like I am making progress again. I have been stuck on this problem for the last 9 months. The worst part is that people kept asking me &#8220;What are you working on?&#8221;, and I would say, &#8220;Well, I am trying to figure out how to do conditionals, and I am really stuck&#8221;. This produced funny looks. I mean, what kind of moron can&#8217;t figure out how to do conditionals? What could be hard about that? Well, I think I have finally figured out how to do conditionals.<\/p>\n<p>The next paper will probably be about how to do loops. But first I need to do some honest coding&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Long time no see. I have posted my latest OOPSLA submission. At long last I feel like I am making progress again. I have been stuck on this problem for the last 9 months. The worst part is that people kept asking me &#8220;What are you working on?&#8221;, and I would say, &#8220;Well, I am &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/?p=64\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No Ifs, Ands, or Buts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfEnU-12","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alarmingdevelopment.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}